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Trew 2 the Game #1: Do You Know What it Means to Miss Nerlens
Look, it’s a new feature on your favorite New Orleans Pelicans website! It’s the name of a podcast and web show as well, yeah, but let’s focus on one thing at a time, alright? I’ll be in this very spot every Tuesday with some “Page 2” style action for you. Did someone say something bizarre on Twitter? Is that Lebron James Sprite machine in the CBD still getting restocked? Wait, what in the world was Robin Lopez posting on Instagram?! Got you covered right here. Ready? Let’s fly.
Twitter was blowing up after Stern said the words “Nerlens Noel” last week in Brooklyn. A horde of casual New Orleans basketball fans recognized the name and that was good enough for about fifteen minutes of puns and celebration. As soon as the jokes stopped being funny (soon) the Holiday information hit the timelines. The puns retreated to the corner where they belong. Rest in Peace, Nerlens N’awlins. May you not come back to haunt us in any way, shape or form.
Hey, we tried to be reasonable but Chris Paul ain’t coming back. He tweeted “I’M IN!!! #CLIPPERNATION” thus officially shutting the door on hopes and dreams. That door wasn’t very large and not very many people believed he could even get one foot inside of it, but that tweet tells us three things.
#1. He has re-signed with the Los Angeles Clippers
#2. He is rubbing it in our faces with the use of the old marketing slogan “I’m In”
#3. This is now a very real rivalry and I look forward to the Blake Griffin vs. Jason Smith street fight.
Let’s move on, shall we? Forever and ever. Starting with this man:
Fun Fact: Jrue Holiday is the first person born in the 1990’s to play in the NBA. Also, check out his pictures from Twitter. Dude really likes girl scout cookies. What are your favorite girl scout cookies? Which girl scout cookie do you think would make the best NBA player? Let me know in the comments. Best answer wins a prize in the column next week.
Odds these shirts will exist after Jrue Holiday makes the All-Star Team
Jrue Dat: 2/1
The Holiday Breese: 10/1
Mardi Gras, Jazz Fest and Jrue: My Favorite New Orleans Holidays: 25/1
What Jrue Gonna Do: 155/1
Do You Know What it Means to Miss Nerlens: 100,000/1
Odds there’s going to be a really amazing Bourbon Street Shots Party at this year’s All-Star Weekend
A good ole’ fashioned Caption This contest. Whatcha got BSS readers?
Chris Trew is a nationally touring comedian and die-hard New Orleans sports fan. He performs regularly at the home for Nola Comedy, The New Movement. Follow him on Twitter here and for sports-only updates follow Trew 2 The Game here. Look for this column every Tuesday. Enjoyed the read? Click that Facebook “like” button up there and spread the word!
mmmmm, girl scout cookies...
Thin Mints? Think Anthony Davis' combination of size (thin) and skills (chocomint). Dang, that's good!
Samoas? An intriguing blend of ingredients reminds me of Tyreke Evans' versatility... but these densely packed cookies might not be able to stretch the floor.
Tagalongs? The all-star of the bunch, with the star potential that comes with combining peanut butter and chocolate... won't you tagalong with us to a championship, Jrue.
Trefoils? Simple, understated, devastating from behind the arc... thank you shortbread, er, Ryan Anderson.
Do-si-dos? May not be as popular as the other teammates, er, cookies, but if these peanut butter sandwich cookies get their mind right they could be the missing piece to the perfect starting rotation to lead us deep into the playoffs. Get your mind right, Eric Gordon, and the body will follow!
Samoas are my favorite but they prolly wouldnt be good at bball cus theyd have a bad endurance. im gonna go with thin mints
Jason Smith would eat Blake Griffin alive. No contest
BTW, I'm waiting for Jrue to grow his hair so we can have lots of "Jrue Fro" t-shirts
@nolafredo I think it would be a contest...an eating contest!