Thunder roll Hornets

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Published: February 27, 2013

The game is still on, In the dark I sit
I just watched my team play like Sh-t.

Durant barely tried, yet still triple doubled,
By the second quarter my hopes had popped like a bubble

Every time Westbrook slipped the pick and the roll
In the middle there was a giant, gaping hole.

The Thunder are young, and scary as can be,
. . . And Eric Gordon simply has a hole in his knee.

 

Perkins is slow, defends like a pole,
Yet Vasquez couldn’t fly past to the hole.

The Hornets tried a zone, around the perimeter they hopped,
but with Martin and Durant, the threes still dropped.

I do not, I do not like these Thunder a lot
The Hornets cannot win even if Anderson gets hot.

In the worst idea ever, the Hornets tried to Iso Henry
. . . And Eric Gordon simply has a hole in his knee.

 

So I’ll sit here alone, in the dark I won’t weep
with the hopes of more lottery balls that I secretly keep

In a few years this team may be able to contend
but right now it’s just stupid to pretend.

The Thunder as constructed are just plain dead-ly.
. . . And Eric Gordon simply has a hole in his knee.

9 Comments

  1. Jason Calmes

    February 27, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    And miles to go before we sleep . . .

    Way to find the fun.

    Good job.

  2. 504ever

    February 27, 2013 at 9:36 pm

    Not much more to say about this game. Time to move on.

  3. come on pelican

    February 27, 2013 at 9:51 pm

    Tonight former Hornet Tyson Chandler had a career high 28 rebounds, 10 offensive. Occasionally some positive nostalgia might help us get thru a game like this.

  4. champsworld504

    February 27, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    we got smoked! Moving on. BUt at least I saw Jarrett Jack slip and fall in the clutch for the warriors. You’re welcome G-State

  5. scott

    February 27, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    This game was pitiful. For some reason I still watched the whole thing though.. However the worst news of the night, in my opinion, was the huge game and national attention Otto porter is getting. If he keeps playing like he did tonight, it’ll be tough to get him. He’s exactly what this team is missing. (along with an atleast average PG)But I guess if we continue to play like we did tonight we won’t have to worry about that…..

  6. Snow

    February 27, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    This deserves a Grammy for such lyrical ability!

    Do you think the Hornets will look at Donte Green at all for this season?

  7. mojart

    February 27, 2013 at 11:38 pm

    As usual we will lose this game….not shock at all….:)

    Please DELL give us a PG that will RUN i mean RUN the show for the pelicans next season and especially can play DEFENSE….sorry greivis….you are torch now not once but twice….in a back-to-back.

  8. Nola86

    February 28, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    HA HA LMFAO these HornAints/Pelicants stink.It’s time for a clean house on this roster.

    C:Pekovic Len
    FF:Davis Anderson
    SF Parsons-Aminu-Miller
    SG Thompson-Allen-Rivers
    PG Bledsoe–Lucas-Roberts

    Gordon trade to the Warriors for Thompson and (their 2015 1st maybe)

    LOpez for Bledsoe

  9. Nola Moondog

    March 1, 2013 at 1:45 am

    Were so far away from catching the thunder, that we might even need one of the stars coming out of NEXT years draft. I shudder to think I may endure another crap year.

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