Below is a sampling of [fanciful, wholly made-up, but still somehow completely accurate] tweets logged by various people on and around the team during this upcoming off-season.   @CP3’s_Tibia:  Where’d that comfy cushion on top of me go?  I’m naked! @CP3’s_Femur:  Pleased to meet you, @CP3’s_Tibia.  I have a feeling we’ll be growing closer together […]