When I first heard the news today I thought the only way to deal with this was to eat a really big lunch. I thought about ordering some hot wings and a giant stuffed pizza because I love hot wings and I love giant stuffed pizza. I decided to order all of the pizza left in Pizza Hut. When I called the restaurant they said “but that is all the pizza we ever have, ever.” I hung up the phone and waited.

The rest of this post is on my website, Terp2it.com.

(side note: I hope it’s okay to post things like this in the Journals! If not feel free to remove!)