The podcast discussion about “Jack Off the Hornets Bench” got me thinking about a comprehensive drinking game that might be fun to start while watching the away games. So, here’s my stab at it. Feel free to add rules that you think are a must. . .
1. David West says, “And One!” 1 drink
2. Ref actually gives DWest the “and one.” 1 drink
3. Chris Paul rolls the ball through the backcourt 1 drink
4. Okafor or Ariza make a free throw 1 drink
5. Okafor blocks a shot 2 drinks
6. Smith, Gray, or MBenga dunk 2 drinks
7. Chris Paul does a fake bounce pass 2 drinks
8. Gray makes the “Aaron Gray Face” 2 drinks
9. Any alley-oop slam 3 drinks
10. Chris Paul gets a technical for telling off a referee 3 drinks
11. Camera shot of Hornets fans at away games 3 drinks
12. David West makes a three point basket 1/2 beer
13. Announcers say, “Jack Off the Bench (Hornets Bench, etc.).” 1/2 beer
14. David West dunks over a defender 1 beer
14 responses to “Hornets Drinking Game”
Excellent. I really hope this is done with beer and not liquor, or it could get really ugly.
Dare I say we have a plan for the next watch party?
You gotta add “Chris Paul passes up a wide-open look”
wed be hammered mid way through the second
What about adding “David West makes the half frustrated/half really confused face”
Hahahaha, these are hysterical! It makes me sad that I passed up a trip to NoLa next week (I am going to carnival in Colombia, it was too tough to pass up)
Here’s a few of my additions:
“Trevor Ariza makes a step back jumper” – 5 beers
” The Hornets score 120 points” – 5 beers
“Chris Brussard/Ken Berger write about how CP should stay in NoLA” – Become an alcoholic
” An NBA superstar demands a trade to the Hornets” – Consume grain alcohol intravenously
if Ariza makes a mid range its gotta be least a beer, his mid range shot is laughable
For a brief second I was worried that you were going to kill us all.
Holy cow. I just read this reply. I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.
Aaron gray picks up 2 fouls in 3 minutes
Bellinelli pump fakes his defender into the air just to pass the ball to someone else
Dont forget we need to drink when the refs screw up a goaltend or offensive interference call. And when they give the inbounds to the wrong team (thats gonna be awesome easily the most often made mistake by nba officials)
1- drink everytime ariza drives to the basket and doesn’t finish
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Quickest way to get completely smashed playing this game, just add this to the game:
15. Opposing team makes 3-point basket 1 shot of cheap canadian whiskey
“Jack off the bench” gotta be worth more drinks than that. Lol, David West squints when he makes the half frustrated/half confused face. 1/2 drink.