My League Pass almost always shows the broadcast for the team opposite the Hornets, so I’m going to make note of some of my favorite bits from the announcers here. (Note: All my journals will be late as I’m almost always watching the game the following morning. I perform live comedy most nights in Austin, Tx – if you’re in the area, let me know)

Ronny Turiaf has big some fans in the booth. Not only was he called “elite”, defined as a person exercising the major share of authority or influence within a larger group (seriously), but he had the guys giggling about his oversized shorts. Not giggling in a Oh-Look-at-That-Bird-Stuck-to-That-other-Birds-Back giggling, but OH-LOOK-AT-THAT-BIRD-WITH-A-GIRAFFE’S-HEAD-FOR-IT’S-HEAD giggle. You know, the constant kind.