Given that the Hornets suck, I needed a distraction, so I went and checked out every cheerleader dancer eligible for that Vegas All-Star thing and picked a top five. Please note that this is based solely on looks, because personality and dancing ability don't really matter a shit. Without further ado…

5. Sarah from the New York Knicks (Video):

4. Talor from the New Orleans Hornets (Video):

3. Tina from the San Antonio Spurs (Video):

2. Dani from the Phoenix Suns (Video):

1. Katherine from the Miami Heat (Video):

Since I've already crossed the line, might as well point out that the Bulls have the worst trio in this thing, while the Spurs probably have the best.

You can check out all the other dancers and do the vote thing here. Feel free to disagree with my selections, but I think my abundance of first-hand experience with beautiful women makes me an expert on things like this.