I'm not sure why either, but I had to call it something. Time is short and there's not much to talk about, so I'll keep this Craig Claxton…

• Our lead story this evening: Former Hornets' chief marketing officer guy Tim McDougal is getting into the Chinese food business.
• The Hornets' long lost sister franchise is leaving home. If they don't end up in Kansas City, maybe they could head to OKC. You just know the Ford Center would be hopping. After all, the WNBA has 33% more letters than the NBA.
• Desmond Mason is taking his defense to the next level by teaming up with the Oklahoma Office of Homeland Security.
• R.I.P. Sylvester Major. Says here you were a big Hornets fan. There ain't that many of us left.
• Loads of stuff here about TNT's adventures in New Orleans tomorrow.
• Among the six million Allen Iverson trade rumors is a package including Baron Davis. Philly is kind far from home, huh Baron?

And I'm done. Sandwich time.