If you've got $50,000 under the mattress, today is your lucky day. OKCSONICS.com is for sale at the bargain price of $49,500. You owe me the other $500 for the referral.

Strange though how the current asking price is $49,500, but the minimum bid is $10. That's a difference of like millions right there. I bid the ten bucks and I'm anxiously awaiting a reply. Except replace "anxiously" with "not".

FYI, oklahomasonics.com is also taken, so tough titties.

In other Oklahoma-related news, there's all this hot fuss about the Hornets possibly staying in said city for a third year. Third as in three. Yeah, like Chris Paul, who plays for the Hornets. See how it all comes full circle?

This crazy speculation is all Berry Tramel's fault. The people not from Oklahoma (read: all the people) over on the HR message boards are saying it's a big pile of poop-shit-crap, and I tend to believe them.

Then again, I've never been more drunk.